Cannonball

Contestant #1: Yes, folks - I am the reigning champion and I'm about to drown out the rest of you wanna be's.

Contestant #2: At least now the judges know that I'm the only contestant that can contort my body "Indian style", that's got to count for something...

Contestant #3: (Thinking to himself) When you hit the water - don't bite the thumb...don't bite the thumb...